What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:33
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why don't people like Nickelback?
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How can I remove decimals in math?
So they tried
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?
Then came..
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share office space ...
Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why is our generation so unhappy?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?